1 00:00:01,938 --> 00:00:02,839 ♪ 2 00:00:02,873 --> 00:00:03,541 [phone rings] 3 00:00:03,741 --> 00:00:06,179 Shut up! Shut up everybody, it's Gronk. 4 00:00:06,213 --> 00:00:07,181 Who's that again? 5 00:00:07,481 --> 00:00:09,753 You need to learn our culture, we are the center of the world. 6 00:00:09,786 --> 00:00:10,755 Rob Gronkowski. [phone rings] 7 00:00:11,055 --> 00:00:13,828 Four-time Super Bowl winner, five-time Pro Bowl selection. 8 00:00:13,828 --> 00:00:14,997 Taurus sun, Libra rising. 9 00:00:14,997 --> 00:00:16,266 Are you gonna answer that? 10 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:17,502 Okay, Frank, take a deep breath. 11 00:00:17,502 --> 00:00:19,205 [phone rings] [Frank takes a deep breath] 12 00:00:19,238 --> 00:00:21,243 What's up, Gronk? How's my favorite 87? 13 00:00:21,276 --> 00:00:23,012 Of course I do favors. You need help moving? 14 00:00:23,012 --> 00:00:24,181 Throw the ball? 15 00:00:24,215 --> 00:00:25,350 Lady problems? 16 00:00:25,852 --> 00:00:27,354 Oh, you're outside. 17 00:00:28,423 --> 00:00:30,595 Remember, his favorite food is grass, 18 00:00:30,628 --> 00:00:32,766 and his favorite sport is women's soccer. 19 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:34,737 -Take good care of him. -What's up, buddy? 20 00:00:34,770 --> 00:00:37,709 Hi... he has a full-on zebra with him, Frank. 21 00:00:37,709 --> 00:00:40,213 Uh, so, Tommy gave me this guy a few months back. 22 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:41,650 -Tom Brady. -Okay. 23 00:00:41,683 --> 00:00:42,752 He got it from Jules. 24 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:43,788 Julian Edelman. 25 00:00:43,788 --> 00:00:45,223 -Yes. -Dude, pull back. 26 00:00:45,257 --> 00:00:47,529 Anyways, Tommy told me it was a teacup breed, 27 00:00:47,563 --> 00:00:50,301 which is awesome, because I love tiny stuff. 28 00:00:50,301 --> 00:00:52,872 Oh my God, I'm tiny. I'm tiny. 29 00:00:52,872 --> 00:00:54,441 No one told me he'd keep growing. 30 00:00:54,475 --> 00:00:56,714 He's really cool, but the black and white stripes 31 00:00:56,747 --> 00:00:58,350 are kind of triggering. 32 00:00:58,383 --> 00:01:00,487 Anyways, can you guys find him a good home? 33 00:01:00,521 --> 00:01:03,727 Oh, yeah, I-I don't know that we can re-home a zebra. 34 00:01:03,761 --> 00:01:04,863 [Emily] So... 35 00:01:05,197 --> 00:01:07,201 Can I talk to you for a sec? Huddle up. 36 00:01:07,669 --> 00:01:09,439 -We're doing this. -No, absolutely not. 37 00:01:09,472 --> 00:01:11,810 We have a hard enough time adopting out adorable puppies. 38 00:01:11,844 --> 00:01:13,581 Much less a Serengeti equine. 39 00:01:13,647 --> 00:01:14,683 Look, I don't ask much. 40 00:01:14,716 --> 00:01:15,851 All you do is ask for stuff. 41 00:01:15,885 --> 00:01:16,620 All right, worst case scenario, 42 00:01:16,853 --> 00:01:18,825 we leave him in a zoo parking lot after dark. 43 00:01:18,858 --> 00:01:19,826 [overlapping responses] 44 00:01:19,860 --> 00:01:21,329 Great news! We'll take him. 45 00:01:21,363 --> 00:01:22,799 We feel really good about this. 46 00:01:22,799 --> 00:01:23,802 Oh. Thanks, man. 47 00:01:23,835 --> 00:01:25,037 Oh, it's what we do. 48 00:01:25,070 --> 00:01:26,473 I mean, that and tossin' 'em back. 49 00:01:26,507 --> 00:01:27,775 Do you wanna get a beer sometime? 50 00:01:28,912 --> 00:01:30,347 Sure. I'll call you. 51 00:01:30,347 --> 00:01:31,684 Gronk and I are gettin' a beer! 52 00:01:31,684 --> 00:01:32,484 He's not gonna call you. 53 00:01:32,484 --> 00:01:33,253 [Frank] He is, Gronk said it. 54 00:01:33,453 --> 00:01:36,292 I just got to make sure my ringer's on 24/7. 55 00:01:36,326 --> 00:01:37,662 I'm getting a beer with Gronk! 56 00:01:37,929 --> 00:01:39,533 That's sad, huh? 57 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:42,104 ♪ [vocalizing] 58 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:55,898 [yawning] 59 00:01:56,767 --> 00:01:59,472 [yawns dramatically] 60 00:01:59,506 --> 00:02:00,440 Sorry. 61 00:02:00,474 --> 00:02:01,944 Once you have your fourth kid, 62 00:02:01,944 --> 00:02:03,580 these caffeine drinks don't work! 63 00:02:03,614 --> 00:02:06,620 It's the sound of the yawn that I find most unsettling. 64 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:08,423 You see that big extension cord right there? 65 00:02:08,456 --> 00:02:09,358 So, that's a step on three. 66 00:02:09,626 --> 00:02:11,396 -We'll take three, slowly. -Yeah. Okay, just-- Parker. 67 00:02:11,429 --> 00:02:12,699 -Please, I'm fine. I just don't want you-- 68 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:14,502 Why are you walking like you're about to accept 69 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:15,705 a lifetime achievement award? 70 00:02:15,738 --> 00:02:18,310 It's 'cause she tripped while she was... 71 00:02:18,343 --> 00:02:19,111 sneezing... mid-jump shot. 72 00:02:19,345 --> 00:02:21,115 -She sunk it. -Yeah, you don't have to lie. 73 00:02:21,148 --> 00:02:22,351 These people know who I am. 74 00:02:22,384 --> 00:02:24,321 We were mid-sexy role-play. 75 00:02:24,355 --> 00:02:25,958 He was a Lord from the 1600s, 76 00:02:25,992 --> 00:02:28,062 I was his suckling pig, and... 77 00:02:28,096 --> 00:02:29,499 I slipped off the dining room table. 78 00:02:29,533 --> 00:02:31,302 I just tweaked my back a bit, I'm fine. 79 00:02:31,335 --> 00:02:32,070 I'm gonna go to the pharmacy 80 00:02:32,304 --> 00:02:34,108 and see if they make ice packs for butts. 81 00:02:34,108 --> 00:02:34,943 Don't do that. It's fine, it's fine. 82 00:02:35,177 --> 00:02:37,515 It's my own fault for not doing a few cobra poses 83 00:02:37,548 --> 00:02:39,018 before you popped that apple in my mouth. 84 00:02:39,018 --> 00:02:40,755 Call me if you need anything, okay? 85 00:02:40,788 --> 00:02:42,992 Voicemail's pretty full, so just keep trying. 86 00:02:42,992 --> 00:02:44,630 Yeah, okay. Bye. 87 00:02:44,663 --> 00:02:45,598 -Bye. -Bye. 88 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,602 [Parker] What's the temperature in here? She likes it 70! 89 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:48,403 Hey, everyone. 90 00:02:48,403 --> 00:02:49,772 I have some sad news. 91 00:02:49,772 --> 00:02:52,979 Carl's gonna be on sabbatical because his wife is ill. 92 00:02:52,979 --> 00:02:54,583 Yes! Yes! 93 00:02:54,617 --> 00:02:55,351 -Oh, boy. -[Emily] Uh, forgive him. 94 00:02:55,552 --> 00:02:57,488 I think he's celebrating because this means 95 00:02:57,522 --> 00:02:58,725 he'll be interim Union Rep. 96 00:02:58,758 --> 00:03:01,129 Yeah, a position I should've had this whole time. 97 00:03:01,162 --> 00:03:01,831 It was a sham election. 98 00:03:02,031 --> 00:03:04,435 Oh, it's true. I voted for Frank twice. 99 00:03:04,469 --> 00:03:06,406 And you know, I don't mean to state the obvious, 100 00:03:06,439 --> 00:03:09,077 but Union Rep is way more important than 101 00:03:09,111 --> 00:03:09,979 senior officer. 102 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:13,453 I have wrested control of this precinct from Templeton, 103 00:03:13,486 --> 00:03:14,590 the human rug burn. 104 00:03:14,623 --> 00:03:15,992 It's actually my precinct, but... 105 00:03:16,025 --> 00:03:17,896 And you've wrested nothing. 106 00:03:17,929 --> 00:03:19,766 This man bows to no one. 107 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:20,467 Daisy, please. 108 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:22,638 This is a time for us to come together. 109 00:03:22,939 --> 00:03:23,774 What? 110 00:03:24,709 --> 00:03:25,645 What's goin' on? 111 00:03:25,912 --> 00:03:28,149 Well, Frank, your first job as Union Rep is to represent 112 00:03:28,149 --> 00:03:30,387 Templeton at his disciplinary board review. 113 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:33,661 Never. Next order of business, I'm gonna need an intern. 114 00:03:33,694 --> 00:03:36,198 Probably best to get someone fresh from the academy 115 00:03:36,198 --> 00:03:37,034 so I can mold them in my image. 116 00:03:37,267 --> 00:03:39,472 What? You can get interns? I want an intern too. 117 00:03:39,472 --> 00:03:40,774 No, nobody gets interns. 118 00:03:40,774 --> 00:03:41,676 And, Templeton, 119 00:03:41,910 --> 00:03:43,748 what depravity are you definitely guilty of this time? 120 00:03:43,815 --> 00:03:46,085 Nothing, and I'm confident my body cam footage 121 00:03:46,085 --> 00:03:47,087 will exonerate me. 122 00:03:47,421 --> 00:03:48,891 All right, let me set the scene. 123 00:03:48,891 --> 00:03:50,728 There was a report of a small missing dog. 124 00:03:50,761 --> 00:03:52,999 I saw it on the street, I pulled over, it disappeared. 125 00:03:53,032 --> 00:03:56,439 I assumed there was theft, so I followed protocol. 126 00:03:56,439 --> 00:03:58,409 Sir, do you have a dog in your pants? 127 00:03:58,443 --> 00:03:59,579 -What? -Your pelvis, sir. 128 00:03:59,613 --> 00:04:02,118 I clearly see activity and I believe it's a Yorkie. 129 00:04:02,151 --> 00:04:03,955 So, I'm gonna ask you to produce it, 130 00:04:03,955 --> 00:04:05,023 or remove your pants. 131 00:04:05,057 --> 00:04:06,192 Get away from me, you freak! 132 00:04:06,225 --> 00:04:07,461 Wait, no! Come back! 133 00:04:07,494 --> 00:04:07,996 What are you doing?! 134 00:04:08,029 --> 00:04:09,766 [Templeton groans] 135 00:04:09,799 --> 00:04:11,202 Hey, come back here! 136 00:04:11,637 --> 00:04:13,774 Okay. That's enough. I don't catch him, so... 137 00:04:13,807 --> 00:04:16,914 My man is a quarter horse, he's not built for distance. 138 00:04:16,947 --> 00:04:18,249 Level with me. Is it bad? 139 00:04:18,249 --> 00:04:18,884 Only when viewed through 140 00:04:19,117 --> 00:04:20,989 the filter of normal human behavior. 141 00:04:21,022 --> 00:04:21,690 I can't go down for this. 142 00:04:21,891 --> 00:04:23,560 They'll send me to the probation room. 143 00:04:23,594 --> 00:04:25,631 Didn't they shut that place down after the exposé? 144 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:27,635 Sorry, uh, what's the probation room? 145 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:29,873 Uh, it's where they send suspended city workers. 146 00:04:29,907 --> 00:04:32,946 Think of the coolest place full of the most impressive people, 147 00:04:32,979 --> 00:04:33,981 and it's the opposite. 148 00:04:33,981 --> 00:04:35,183 You're not allowed to work. 149 00:04:35,350 --> 00:04:36,954 You're not allowed to go home. 150 00:04:36,988 --> 00:04:38,022 You can't go home? 151 00:04:38,056 --> 00:04:39,225 Not 'til 5:00 PM. 152 00:04:39,225 --> 00:04:41,095 Even if I didn't find you reprehensible, 153 00:04:41,128 --> 00:04:42,833 which I do, this case is unwinnable. 154 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:43,668 Then you better win. 155 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:45,571 'Cause right now, you're the interim Union Rep. 156 00:04:45,604 --> 00:04:46,573 -I have the votes. -Oh, do you? 157 00:04:46,606 --> 00:04:48,544 Are you forgetting that I brought ten officers 158 00:04:48,577 --> 00:04:49,813 when our precincts merged? 159 00:04:49,846 --> 00:04:51,683 We vote as a bloc. Isn't that right, boys? 160 00:04:51,683 --> 00:04:52,985 -[cheering] -[Daisy] Mm-hmm! 161 00:04:52,985 --> 00:04:54,488 Fine. Damn it. 162 00:04:54,756 --> 00:04:55,724 Well, like the Spartans of old, 163 00:04:56,025 --> 00:04:59,599 I shall face impossible odds with courage and rock-hard abs. 164 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,603 But... I need all the facts. 165 00:05:01,637 --> 00:05:03,641 And I absolutely need my own intern. 166 00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:06,513 Nope. An intern is just so not remotely happening. 167 00:05:06,547 --> 00:05:08,851 [Emily] Um... okay, everyone, let's get back to work. 168 00:05:09,285 --> 00:05:10,086 [Victoria groans] 169 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,992 Shred, can I talk to you about kibble inventory? 170 00:05:13,025 --> 00:05:15,029 -Yeah, sure. -Yeah. Okay. 171 00:05:18,069 --> 00:05:18,971 Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 172 00:05:19,272 --> 00:05:22,177 I actually brought you to our spot to ask you something. 173 00:05:22,210 --> 00:05:24,181 I love that we have a secret spot. 174 00:05:24,215 --> 00:05:25,618 It's also really nice in here. 175 00:05:25,652 --> 00:05:27,121 Oh, thank you. I actually did some sweeping, 176 00:05:27,154 --> 00:05:27,856 and I tidied the shelves. 177 00:05:28,089 --> 00:05:30,026 And then I also sprayed some of my perfume 178 00:05:30,026 --> 00:05:30,828 on the cat food bags. 179 00:05:31,028 --> 00:05:33,032 Yeah, I was wondering why that seafood blend 180 00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:34,603 was getting me jazzed. 181 00:05:34,636 --> 00:05:36,038 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. No. 182 00:05:36,072 --> 00:05:37,876 I-I do wanna ask you a question. 183 00:05:37,909 --> 00:05:38,878 Okay. 184 00:05:38,878 --> 00:05:40,881 Do you wanna go on, 185 00:05:40,915 --> 00:05:42,519 like, a real date? 186 00:05:42,519 --> 00:05:43,687 Like out at a restaurant? 187 00:05:43,721 --> 00:05:45,591 -Like an official date? -Yeah. 188 00:05:45,624 --> 00:05:47,996 Yeah, but I thought we couldn't 'cause you might get in trouble. 189 00:05:48,062 --> 00:05:49,331 I think we can pull it off. 190 00:05:49,365 --> 00:05:51,770 - I found this restaurant, -Mmhmm 191 00:05:51,803 --> 00:05:52,538 in Tacoma. 192 00:05:52,738 --> 00:05:54,576 And do you know what they're famous for? 193 00:05:54,609 --> 00:05:56,980 Being incredibly far from where we live? 194 00:05:57,347 --> 00:05:59,752 -Key lime pie. -I love key lime pie! 195 00:05:59,786 --> 00:06:00,989 I know you do. 196 00:06:01,022 --> 00:06:02,158 Oh! 197 00:06:02,158 --> 00:06:03,861 -That's so sweet. -Mm. 198 00:06:04,261 --> 00:06:05,565 [phone alarm jingles] Oh wait. 199 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:06,534 That's our two minutes. 200 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,105 Um, okay, so when we walk out of here, just act natural. 201 00:06:09,138 --> 00:06:10,173 -Okay. -Okay? 202 00:06:10,173 --> 00:06:11,843 I got it. 203 00:06:14,716 --> 00:06:16,820 What's with the Joker smiles? 204 00:06:18,924 --> 00:06:19,793 Nothing. 205 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:23,199 We were talking about something that made us smile. 206 00:06:23,232 --> 00:06:24,067 What? 207 00:06:25,370 --> 00:06:26,773 Key lime pie. 208 00:06:27,842 --> 00:06:28,877 Mmhmm. 209 00:06:29,412 --> 00:06:31,081 I love key lime pie! 210 00:06:32,953 --> 00:06:33,921 Oh. 211 00:06:33,955 --> 00:06:36,392 -That was close. -My heart is pounding. 212 00:06:36,392 --> 00:06:37,428 Storage room? 213 00:06:37,461 --> 00:06:38,496 Yeah, I'll reset my timer. 214 00:06:38,530 --> 00:06:39,565 -Okay. -Yes. 215 00:06:43,841 --> 00:06:44,910 Can you back off? 216 00:06:44,910 --> 00:06:47,649 I can feel your beef stew breath on my cheek. 217 00:06:47,649 --> 00:06:49,786 We need to canvass these four blocks. 218 00:06:49,819 --> 00:06:51,623 Check security cameras, talk to witnesses. 219 00:06:51,656 --> 00:06:54,028 Anyone unfortunate enough to be that close to you. 220 00:06:54,061 --> 00:06:55,999 We have to prove a dog was on the scene. 221 00:06:56,032 --> 00:06:58,236 I know what I saw. I have 20/10 vision. 222 00:06:58,236 --> 00:06:59,037 Better than birds of prey. 223 00:06:59,271 --> 00:07:01,777 [giggles] You once told me that Margot Robbie 224 00:07:01,810 --> 00:07:03,681 checked you out at Target. 225 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:04,583 Why are you dangling here? 226 00:07:04,849 --> 00:07:06,987 This is supposed to be a closed meeting with my counsel. 227 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:09,358 Because my back is pretty sore and the sling helps. 228 00:07:09,391 --> 00:07:10,829 I said she could stay if she took notes. 229 00:07:10,895 --> 00:07:12,430 Could you read back what we have so far? 230 00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:14,402 Yeah... Frank told me to take notes. 231 00:07:14,402 --> 00:07:16,072 I told him to go to hell. 232 00:07:16,105 --> 00:07:17,776 And that's pretty much where we left off. 233 00:07:17,809 --> 00:07:19,244 Is anyone gonna take this seriously? 234 00:07:19,244 --> 00:07:20,146 My career's on the line here. 235 00:07:20,413 --> 00:07:23,687 Will you just relax and let me reluctantly do my job? 236 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,056 For the record, it was Margot. 237 00:07:25,089 --> 00:07:27,595 Saw her buying t-shirts with an older blond guy. 238 00:07:27,628 --> 00:07:29,131 Pretty sure it was Robert Redford. 239 00:07:29,164 --> 00:07:30,834 That I will write down. 240 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:31,870 That's great. 241 00:07:32,371 --> 00:07:33,674 After you, my lady. 242 00:07:33,707 --> 00:07:35,176 -Thank you very much. -Yes. 243 00:07:36,246 --> 00:07:38,416 Oh, people here are not as 244 00:07:38,449 --> 00:07:40,486 dressed up as-- [gasps] 245 00:07:41,322 --> 00:07:42,826 You're not that overdressed. 246 00:07:42,859 --> 00:07:43,960 No. Daisy. 247 00:07:45,297 --> 00:07:47,234 Uh... what do I do? 248 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:48,135 Shred! 249 00:07:48,503 --> 00:07:50,206 She may have spotted me. 250 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:51,777 Hey. I have to go intercept. 251 00:07:51,777 --> 00:07:53,279 -No, no, no, no. -Yes. Just stay here. 252 00:07:53,279 --> 00:07:54,749 I'm gonna make a crawl for it. Okay? 253 00:07:54,816 --> 00:07:56,619 -I'll just meet you in the car. -Okay. Two minutes. 254 00:07:56,653 --> 00:07:58,055 Wait, wait, wait! My keys. 255 00:07:59,058 --> 00:08:01,262 -Daisy! -Yes, hey! 256 00:08:01,262 --> 00:08:02,331 What are you doin' here? 257 00:08:02,364 --> 00:08:04,201 Well, all that talk of key lime pie, 258 00:08:04,201 --> 00:08:04,936 I got a craving. 259 00:08:05,103 --> 00:08:07,241 So, I Googled "best place in the city", 260 00:08:07,274 --> 00:08:07,942 and this place popped up. 261 00:08:08,109 --> 00:08:10,247 Yes, so I'm the reason you're here. 262 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,415 -Yep! -Love that. 263 00:08:11,415 --> 00:08:12,918 Love that. Oh. 264 00:08:13,286 --> 00:08:14,188 Sorry. 265 00:08:14,388 --> 00:08:17,460 Ah, it looks like my date just canceled last minute, 266 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:20,768 emergency dental surgery, bottom incisor. 267 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:23,907 Uh, that sounds really specific and fake. 268 00:08:23,941 --> 00:08:25,343 I think she's blowing you off. 269 00:08:25,377 --> 00:08:26,714 Dang. Well... 270 00:08:26,747 --> 00:08:28,684 I'm gonna go process these emotions at home. 271 00:08:28,684 --> 00:08:30,120 I also got stood up. 272 00:08:30,287 --> 00:08:33,126 My son blew me off to go hang out with his friends. 273 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:34,663 Yeah, that sounds tough. 274 00:08:34,696 --> 00:08:36,399 Hey, let's get into that tomorrow. 275 00:08:36,399 --> 00:08:37,400 I was just sitting here 276 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:38,671 scrolling through pictures of him 277 00:08:38,704 --> 00:08:39,639 when he was little. 278 00:08:39,673 --> 00:08:40,841 Pathetic, right? 279 00:08:42,311 --> 00:08:43,446 No, it's not pathetic. 280 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:45,217 It's actually really sweet. 281 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:46,085 Hey. 282 00:08:46,319 --> 00:08:47,320 Show me that baby. 283 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:49,325 -Yeah? -Yeah. 284 00:08:49,325 --> 00:08:49,993 Okay. Oh! 285 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:53,133 Two slices of key lime pie, please. 286 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,738 Look how adorable he was. 287 00:08:55,771 --> 00:08:57,441 Oh... he has a big head, though. 288 00:08:57,474 --> 00:08:59,044 He did a number on me. 289 00:09:01,448 --> 00:09:03,119 [exhales] Ooh! 290 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:05,123 Eugh! 291 00:09:05,156 --> 00:09:06,492 Whoa! Whoa! 292 00:09:06,492 --> 00:09:08,630 Oh, no. What? 293 00:09:08,830 --> 00:09:10,200 [gasps] 294 00:09:10,234 --> 00:09:12,505 What was in this? 295 00:09:12,672 --> 00:09:14,408 [wretches] 296 00:09:15,010 --> 00:09:17,948 No. Do not puke on your first official date. 297 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:19,218 Do not do it. 298 00:09:19,485 --> 00:09:21,088 Not that he would notice. 299 00:09:22,024 --> 00:09:23,493 Okay. Looks like none of the neighbors 300 00:09:23,527 --> 00:09:24,763 have any footage of the dog. 301 00:09:24,796 --> 00:09:26,265 You think they're all in on this? 302 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:27,167 No. 303 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,002 Well, maybe. Probably. 304 00:09:28,036 --> 00:09:28,871 I mean, people tend to hate you. 305 00:09:29,104 --> 00:09:31,342 I'm trying to support you, but this just feels like 306 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:32,077 a community cleanup. 307 00:09:32,243 --> 00:09:33,848 Look, there's no evidence too small. 308 00:09:33,881 --> 00:09:34,983 We are painting a picture. 309 00:09:35,016 --> 00:09:36,820 What's the bell off a broken wind chime 310 00:09:36,853 --> 00:09:37,555 gonna do to help us? 311 00:09:37,755 --> 00:09:40,092 What's next? We've talked to everyone. 312 00:09:40,092 --> 00:09:41,129 Not everyone. 313 00:09:41,162 --> 00:09:42,865 Hi. My name's Frank. 314 00:09:42,899 --> 00:09:45,336 Can I ask you a couple of questions about a missing dog? 315 00:09:45,571 --> 00:09:47,374 -Doggie? -Yeah, doggie. 316 00:09:47,407 --> 00:09:48,343 Doggie? 317 00:09:48,376 --> 00:09:49,178 -What? -Uh... 318 00:09:49,412 --> 00:09:51,348 This is what he looks like. Have you seen him? 319 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,919 -Push, please. -Sure. 320 00:09:52,919 --> 00:09:55,725 You know, anything that, uh, you can remember 321 00:09:55,758 --> 00:09:57,427 would be very helpful. -Higher! 322 00:09:57,427 --> 00:09:58,496 Listen here, Miss Swing-lover-- 323 00:09:58,530 --> 00:09:59,098 Okay, okay. 324 00:09:59,231 --> 00:09:59,766 She's playing with us, Frank. 325 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,071 Turn up the heat! Turn up the heat. 326 00:10:02,104 --> 00:10:03,139 What are you doing? 327 00:10:03,139 --> 00:10:05,143 Hi. Can I, uh, help you? 328 00:10:05,177 --> 00:10:08,015 Uh, yes. Um, I'm officer Frank Shaw 329 00:10:08,048 --> 00:10:10,120 with the Seattle Department of Animal Control. 330 00:10:10,153 --> 00:10:10,955 NCIS. 331 00:10:11,222 --> 00:10:12,758 We're here to ask your daughter some questions, 332 00:10:12,792 --> 00:10:13,928 and it's not going very well. 333 00:10:13,928 --> 00:10:15,764 -Is it? -Doggie eat dragon. 334 00:10:15,798 --> 00:10:16,767 Doggie eat dragon? 335 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:17,669 What does that even mean? 336 00:10:17,969 --> 00:10:18,937 She can't even string two coherent thoughts together. 337 00:10:18,971 --> 00:10:21,442 All right, I need you to get off my property. 338 00:10:21,442 --> 00:10:23,246 -Okay. -Uh, I'm sorry about him. 339 00:10:23,279 --> 00:10:25,584 If it's any consolation, a jury of his peers is about 340 00:10:25,617 --> 00:10:26,351 to toss him in a cage. 341 00:10:26,553 --> 00:10:28,122 Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you, Frank? 342 00:10:28,122 --> 00:10:30,327 See me carted off to some probation room. 343 00:10:30,327 --> 00:10:31,797 Doorless bathroom stalls. 344 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:32,532 God only knows who I'll be 345 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:34,334 when I get out of that gladiator school. 346 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,303 You know what? 347 00:10:35,336 --> 00:10:36,305 I'm done. 348 00:10:36,573 --> 00:10:39,178 Shocker. You're quitting just like you quit on your marriage. 349 00:10:39,211 --> 00:10:39,813 I've never been married. 350 00:10:40,046 --> 00:10:41,415 Yeah, 'cause no one will have you. 351 00:10:41,415 --> 00:10:41,983 Burn. I knew that. 352 00:10:42,117 --> 00:10:44,020 And bye-bye Union Rep votes! 353 00:10:44,856 --> 00:10:45,858 [truck engine starts] 354 00:10:45,892 --> 00:10:46,727 Frank, open the door, big guy. 355 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,964 Frank, what are you doing? You can't leave me here. 356 00:10:48,997 --> 00:10:50,567 My picture's all over the community website. 357 00:10:50,601 --> 00:10:52,403 Frank! Frank! 358 00:10:55,077 --> 00:10:55,911 Oh. 359 00:10:56,245 --> 00:10:59,017 Come on, Dudge. Find that fourth gear. 360 00:11:01,421 --> 00:11:03,058 [phone rings] 361 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:06,967 Hi. How's it going? 362 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,804 Hey, uh, Daisy's in the bathroom, 363 00:11:08,837 --> 00:11:09,639 but we're almost done here. 364 00:11:09,906 --> 00:11:12,143 Just have to power through the rest of the sangria. 365 00:11:12,143 --> 00:11:13,412 Give me, like, ten more minutes? 366 00:11:13,412 --> 00:11:16,018 Great, yeah, um, I can be there in 15 minutes. 367 00:11:16,252 --> 00:11:18,456 Wh-- aren't you in the parking lot? 368 00:11:18,489 --> 00:11:19,458 Oh, no. 369 00:11:19,491 --> 00:11:21,361 I am at the car wash. 370 00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:22,464 Why? 371 00:11:22,799 --> 00:11:24,267 Well, because, uh, 372 00:11:24,301 --> 00:11:26,472 your backseat is an entire ecosystem. 373 00:11:26,472 --> 00:11:28,009 [laughs] But, yeah. No. 374 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:29,477 I will be there as fast as I can. 375 00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:32,886 [car horn honks] 376 00:11:32,919 --> 00:11:34,220 Outta the way, lady! 377 00:11:34,889 --> 00:11:36,726 -Emily? -Patel? 378 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,262 -Hi. -Hi. 379 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:41,870 What are you doing here, so far from your own house? 380 00:11:41,903 --> 00:11:43,005 Two dollar Tuesdays. 381 00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:44,909 Cheapest wash in the greater metro area. 382 00:11:44,943 --> 00:11:46,145 [baby crying] -Everyone comes here. 383 00:11:46,145 --> 00:11:47,882 Baby's in the back, and he can only sleep 384 00:11:47,882 --> 00:11:49,384 when he's going through the car wash. 385 00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:51,121 Again and again. 386 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,125 Right. Yeah. 387 00:11:53,159 --> 00:11:55,197 I... I-I guess you're probably 388 00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:57,635 also wondering what I'm doing here at this... 389 00:11:57,635 --> 00:11:59,204 car wash all dressed up. 390 00:11:59,238 --> 00:12:02,277 Um, so I'll tell you, and the-- what the thing is, is-- 391 00:12:03,212 --> 00:12:03,948 Patel? 392 00:12:03,948 --> 00:12:05,350 Outta the way, lady. 393 00:12:05,383 --> 00:12:06,218 Emily? 394 00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:07,387 Hi. 395 00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:09,157 What are you doing here? 396 00:12:09,191 --> 00:12:10,260 [game noises] 397 00:12:10,427 --> 00:12:11,863 Go, girl. Go. 398 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,671 Hey. There you are. 399 00:12:15,704 --> 00:12:17,307 I've been worried sick. 400 00:12:17,307 --> 00:12:19,077 You haven't been answering my calls. 401 00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:21,683 Wait, what? Why does your office have a sex swing? 402 00:12:21,683 --> 00:12:23,385 Oh, no. It's for dogs. 403 00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:24,956 Not to, like, have se-- but... 404 00:12:24,990 --> 00:12:26,292 Um, it's good for my back pain. 405 00:12:26,325 --> 00:12:28,429 Oh, man. It's gotten worse, hasn't it? 406 00:12:28,462 --> 00:12:29,933 No, it's good. I'm-I'm working. 407 00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:31,536 I'm-I'm doing paperwork and stuff. 408 00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:32,337 Well, leave that 'til tomorrow. 409 00:12:32,572 --> 00:12:35,109 Let me take you home, run you a little bath. 410 00:12:35,109 --> 00:12:36,879 Put on one of those reality shows you like, 411 00:12:36,913 --> 00:12:39,318 where everyone's rich, but everyone's also classless. 412 00:12:39,351 --> 00:12:42,390 That's so sweet, but I don't need your help, I'm good. 413 00:12:42,424 --> 00:12:45,096 This swing is all the support I... my back needs. 414 00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:46,032 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 415 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,302 There's just something about leaving you dangling here 416 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:49,639 that seems very uncool. 417 00:12:49,672 --> 00:12:50,406 Well, how about this? 418 00:12:50,641 --> 00:12:53,278 When I get back on my feet, I'll call you. 419 00:12:54,549 --> 00:12:55,918 - Okay. - Okay. 420 00:12:55,951 --> 00:12:56,987 Yeah, that sounds good. 421 00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:58,022 -Hang in there. -Yeah. 422 00:12:58,055 --> 00:12:59,558 And... hang on there. 423 00:13:04,568 --> 00:13:05,837 Oh, man. 424 00:13:06,973 --> 00:13:08,610 -[Shred] All right. -[Daisy laughs] 425 00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:10,179 Thank you, sir. 426 00:13:10,213 --> 00:13:11,482 You know what? 427 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,187 The person who stood you up tonight 428 00:13:14,221 --> 00:13:15,223 doesn't know what they're missing. 429 00:13:15,256 --> 00:13:17,528 You are gonna be a great catch when you grow up. 430 00:13:17,528 --> 00:13:19,632 I think I'm, like, four years younger than you. 431 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,168 Oh, no. Don't make me do math. 432 00:13:21,202 --> 00:13:22,403 I'm sangria stupid right now. 433 00:13:22,403 --> 00:13:25,209 Yeah, I had to stop you from tipping $1,200. 434 00:13:25,209 --> 00:13:26,144 [both laugh] 435 00:13:26,378 --> 00:13:29,084 Oh, thank you so much for filling in for my kid tonight. 436 00:13:29,118 --> 00:13:30,621 You know, you kinda remind me of him. 437 00:13:30,654 --> 00:13:32,357 Except you're shorter. 438 00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:33,492 And whiter. 439 00:13:33,794 --> 00:13:36,432 Ooh, you know how people have work husbands? 440 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,368 You gon' be my work son. 441 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,541 I feel like in high school, you would've been a senior 442 00:13:40,574 --> 00:13:41,509 when I was a freshman. 443 00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:42,410 Don't talk back to me. 444 00:13:42,611 --> 00:13:44,314 Have a good night. I'll see you tomorrow, kiddo. 445 00:13:44,347 --> 00:13:45,383 Yes, ma'am. 446 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,588 [Daisy] It's cold out. Put a coat on! 447 00:13:48,557 --> 00:13:49,959 Hey. Daisy's gone. 448 00:13:49,993 --> 00:13:51,563 Come back so we can start our date. 449 00:13:51,596 --> 00:13:52,665 [Emily] It's too late now. 450 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,334 I had a run-in with Patel and now I'm 451 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,740 currently babysitting 2/6 of his family. 452 00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:57,841 So... 453 00:13:59,411 --> 00:14:00,615 Okay, so what do we do? 454 00:14:00,615 --> 00:14:02,384 Oh, I don't know, maybe 455 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:06,324 go back in time and not let Daisy steal our first date? 456 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,463 Are you mad at me? 457 00:14:08,496 --> 00:14:09,298 No. 458 00:14:09,566 --> 00:14:11,068 I mean... a little. 459 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,106 Why? I was just being nice. 460 00:14:13,139 --> 00:14:13,974 Yeah, yeah, I know, 461 00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:16,445 Maybe you were just being, like, a little too nice. 462 00:14:16,478 --> 00:14:19,384 Okay, well, to be fair, we'd be on the date right now, 463 00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:21,254 but you had to go and clean my car? 464 00:14:21,288 --> 00:14:23,793 Okay, it sounds like now you're mad at me. 465 00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:24,762 Don't you think it's a little weird? 466 00:14:25,062 --> 00:14:27,568 I think it's weird to pick me up for a first date in a car 467 00:14:27,602 --> 00:14:30,541 that has three half-eaten soft pretzels in the backseat. 468 00:14:30,574 --> 00:14:32,712 -But... -I get full too fast! 469 00:14:32,745 --> 00:14:34,214 And I think it's a little 470 00:14:34,247 --> 00:14:35,684 weird that you're always cleaning stuff. 471 00:14:35,718 --> 00:14:37,253 It's, like, a little obsessive. 472 00:14:37,253 --> 00:14:38,222 Obsessive? 473 00:14:38,422 --> 00:14:40,728 Well, I'm so sorry that I wanted tonight to be perfect. 474 00:14:40,761 --> 00:14:41,796 [gasps] 475 00:14:41,796 --> 00:14:43,399 Maya. It's your turn. 476 00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:45,036 Ah... stop, stop. 477 00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:46,305 Okay, I gotta go. 478 00:14:46,338 --> 00:14:48,442 Hey, thanks for a great first date. 479 00:14:48,442 --> 00:14:49,344 What, is that sarcastic? 480 00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:50,681 I can't tell when you're whispering. 481 00:14:50,714 --> 00:14:53,285 -I gotta go. -You still have my car! 482 00:14:57,728 --> 00:14:59,398 Oh, you're still in that thing. 483 00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:02,704 Another mystery solved by Detective Frank Shaw. 484 00:15:02,704 --> 00:15:04,141 I've actually been here all night. 485 00:15:04,174 --> 00:15:06,412 Parker wanted to, like, help take me home and stuff, 486 00:15:06,445 --> 00:15:09,084 but I don't know, that just felt weird. 487 00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:10,186 Yeah, you're just hanging out. 488 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,090 Ooh, that was close to a pun. 489 00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:14,461 Oh, God. What if we're not just hanging out? 490 00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:18,402 I'm sorry, do you need me to continue 491 00:15:18,402 --> 00:15:20,105 to fake interest in this? -No, we're good. 492 00:15:20,105 --> 00:15:22,410 We're really good. Um, how's the investigation going? 493 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,582 I quit. Should've never helped him at all. 494 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,318 His career's on the line. 495 00:15:26,352 --> 00:15:29,357 He's old, he doesn't have other career options. 496 00:15:29,558 --> 00:15:30,827 You can relate, right? 497 00:15:30,861 --> 00:15:32,397 Even if I wanted to help that boomer, 498 00:15:32,397 --> 00:15:34,635 which, as a millennial, doesn't feel right. 499 00:15:34,702 --> 00:15:37,373 Only person that even claimed to have seen the dog 500 00:15:37,373 --> 00:15:40,413 was a five-year-old who was rattling on about dragons. 501 00:15:40,447 --> 00:15:41,481 Ugh. I hate kids. 502 00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:44,855 Doggie eat dragon. 503 00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:46,125 -Wait here. -Oh, uh, yeah. 504 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:46,960 I don't have a choice. 505 00:15:47,194 --> 00:15:49,632 We found a saliva-covered bell on the sidewalk... 506 00:15:49,665 --> 00:15:50,634 I wonder... 507 00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:52,470 It's a match. 508 00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:53,005 Wait. What's happening? 509 00:15:53,172 --> 00:15:54,742 I placed the dog at the scene. 510 00:15:54,776 --> 00:15:56,178 -Oh. -Damn it. 511 00:15:56,212 --> 00:15:57,781 Guess I'm back in. 512 00:15:58,015 --> 00:15:58,583 Do you need a ride? 513 00:15:58,717 --> 00:16:00,887 I don't need help. I'm good. 514 00:16:00,887 --> 00:16:02,591 Stoic, emotionally closed off. 515 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:03,726 Don't ever change. 516 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:06,566 [sighs] 517 00:16:09,371 --> 00:16:10,473 We're off. 518 00:16:10,507 --> 00:16:11,876 We're off to the races. 519 00:16:11,876 --> 00:16:13,613 And there we go. 520 00:16:13,613 --> 00:16:15,349 Victoria, are you okay? 521 00:16:15,383 --> 00:16:17,253 Is that birdseed in your hair? 522 00:16:17,253 --> 00:16:18,756 Um, yeah. Midnight snack. 523 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,326 Did you sleep here last night? 524 00:16:20,359 --> 00:16:22,430 I couldn't leave, Parker wanted to take care of me. 525 00:16:22,430 --> 00:16:24,133 It was feeling like a in sickness 526 00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:25,303 and in health type situation. 527 00:16:25,336 --> 00:16:26,672 -Okay... -I would love some bread. 528 00:16:26,706 --> 00:16:28,877 Let's not use the mop to do that, let's just... 529 00:16:28,911 --> 00:16:30,547 -I'll get it for you. -Yeah. 530 00:16:30,848 --> 00:16:32,384 You know, I... 531 00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:34,387 I don't think he was trying to act like you're married. 532 00:16:34,421 --> 00:16:36,358 I think he probably just cares about you. 533 00:16:36,358 --> 00:16:38,697 Yeah, well, it's a slippery slope. 534 00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:39,565 Like my dining room table. 535 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,803 Okay, I know you're in debilitating pain right now, 536 00:16:41,803 --> 00:16:42,905 but I'm just gonna say it. 537 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,709 You're acting really weird about this. 538 00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:46,211 Oh, my God, you're right. 539 00:16:46,211 --> 00:16:47,146 It's okay, you just... 540 00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:49,753 freaked out a little and you made it into a bigger deal 541 00:16:49,786 --> 00:16:50,920 than it actually is. 542 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,691 I do that all the time. [chuckles] 543 00:16:52,725 --> 00:16:54,461 It is kinda your move, isn't it? 544 00:16:54,595 --> 00:16:55,597 Yeah. 545 00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:58,603 Yeah, it kind of is. 546 00:16:58,636 --> 00:16:59,572 Emily. 547 00:17:00,439 --> 00:17:01,877 Okay. 548 00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:03,179 Is there a bird up there? 549 00:17:03,179 --> 00:17:05,382 There is not not a bird. 550 00:17:06,986 --> 00:17:09,424 ♪ 551 00:17:09,726 --> 00:17:11,394 All right, let's get started. 552 00:17:11,461 --> 00:17:13,733 Officer Dudge. Are you ready to begin? 553 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:14,969 [clears throat] Actually, no. 554 00:17:15,002 --> 00:17:16,672 My counsel saw fit to abandon me, 555 00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:17,875 so I'd like a stay of execution. 556 00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:18,843 Please? 557 00:17:18,877 --> 00:17:19,879 No need. 558 00:17:19,912 --> 00:17:20,681 [murmuring] 559 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:23,720 If it pleases the court, my name is Frank Shaw. 560 00:17:23,754 --> 00:17:24,689 I'm a millennial, 561 00:17:24,722 --> 00:17:26,726 and I'm here to represent Officer Dudge. 562 00:17:27,961 --> 00:17:30,667 This case is based on a set of facts 563 00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:31,869 that are indisputable. 564 00:17:31,903 --> 00:17:32,905 Fact number one. 565 00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:37,013 One week ago, Marlena Enriquez reported her pet Yorkie missing 566 00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:38,482 on a neighborhood app 567 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:41,255 typically used to sell deteriorating wicker furniture. 568 00:17:41,255 --> 00:17:43,559 Oh yeah, you can actually get some great deals on there. 569 00:17:43,593 --> 00:17:44,394 Fact number two. 570 00:17:44,662 --> 00:17:46,398 Four days later, Officer Dudge received a call 571 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,636 alerting him to a loose Yorkie 572 00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:50,574 in the Madison Valley neighborhood. 573 00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:51,643 Dispatch to Truck 4. 574 00:17:51,910 --> 00:17:53,947 We have a loose dog in the Madison Valley neighborhood. 575 00:17:53,981 --> 00:17:54,649 [Templeton] On my way! 576 00:17:54,849 --> 00:17:56,853 Favorite strip club is over there. 577 00:17:56,887 --> 00:17:57,988 Fact number three. 578 00:17:58,021 --> 00:18:00,426 A very reliable eyewitness confirmed 579 00:18:00,459 --> 00:18:04,000 the dog was seen gnawing on a chew toy 580 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,771 of this exact design. 581 00:18:05,771 --> 00:18:07,541 Doggie ate dragon. 582 00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:10,514 Now, while this specific unit was sourced at the precinct, 583 00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:11,883 this bell... 584 00:18:12,184 --> 00:18:13,085 found at the scene 585 00:18:13,319 --> 00:18:17,761 is an exact match, down to serial number and pitch. 586 00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:20,032 [bell jingles] 587 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,303 I know what you're thinking. 588 00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:24,575 What a breakthrough. Incredible detective work. 589 00:18:24,609 --> 00:18:25,911 Amazing hairline. 590 00:18:25,944 --> 00:18:27,681 But the question remains. 591 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:30,688 Was Templeton being reasonable in assuming 592 00:18:30,721 --> 00:18:34,729 a man could effectively conceal a dog in his pants? 593 00:18:34,729 --> 00:18:38,670 And to that question, I give you fact number four. 594 00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:39,505 Shred! 595 00:18:41,776 --> 00:18:42,678 Oh. 596 00:18:47,654 --> 00:18:48,757 [crowd gasps] 597 00:18:48,790 --> 00:18:49,692 [dog barks] 598 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:52,631 The defense rests. 599 00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:53,934 [applause] 600 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,670 Give us a moment to confer. 601 00:18:58,409 --> 00:19:00,346 All right. Templeton Dudge. 602 00:19:00,614 --> 00:19:03,051 You are cleared of all wrongdoing. 603 00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:05,456 [Templeton laughs] [crowd cheers] 604 00:19:06,726 --> 00:19:08,062 A deal's a deal, Frank. 605 00:19:08,095 --> 00:19:09,665 I'm gonna whip those votes for you. 606 00:19:09,699 --> 00:19:11,937 I'm gonna whip 'em 'til they're beggin' for more. 607 00:19:12,304 --> 00:19:14,842 Why is everything always so sexual with you? 608 00:19:23,025 --> 00:19:25,930 Ah... I thought we could use a do-over. 609 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:27,801 I mean, if you still want to. 610 00:19:27,935 --> 00:19:29,571 Yeah. Of course. 611 00:19:29,605 --> 00:19:30,439 Are you kidding? 612 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:31,375 -Really? -Look at this. 613 00:19:31,676 --> 00:19:35,449 And I... I-I did zero sweeping or tidying of the shelves. 614 00:19:35,483 --> 00:19:37,453 I'm so sorry I'm such a neat freak. 615 00:19:37,486 --> 00:19:39,490 I... I should've left your car alone. 616 00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:42,096 No, my car was filthy, and... 617 00:19:42,129 --> 00:19:43,533 I'm sorry I spent our night with Daisy. 618 00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:44,301 No, you were just being nice. 619 00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:48,075 It was so sweet and I-I totally overreacted. 620 00:19:48,108 --> 00:19:49,845 I don't know. I wanted it to be special. 621 00:19:49,878 --> 00:19:53,051 Well, we did have our first official fight, so that's... 622 00:19:53,085 --> 00:19:54,789 kinda something. 623 00:19:54,822 --> 00:19:56,124 Aww, it's true. We did. 624 00:19:56,124 --> 00:19:58,095 Maybe the first of many. 625 00:19:58,128 --> 00:19:59,565 I don't know about many. 626 00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,735 Yeah, that's a weird thing to say. 627 00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:02,804 [Emily chuckles] 628 00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:06,679 -[sighs] -[Parker] Hey! 629 00:20:06,679 --> 00:20:08,549 I've been getting your texts on my phone. 630 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,052 Thank you for coming to get me. 631 00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,023 Fair warning... I smell. 632 00:20:12,223 --> 00:20:13,827 You could never smell to me. 633 00:20:14,494 --> 00:20:16,566 Whoa, yeah, I'm getting a little bit now. 634 00:20:16,599 --> 00:20:18,536 I know that I've been a bit of a weirdo 635 00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:19,505 about not letting you help me. 636 00:20:19,772 --> 00:20:21,676 I get it, we've only been hanging out for a little bit. 637 00:20:21,676 --> 00:20:24,147 I just hate to see you in pain like this. 638 00:20:24,347 --> 00:20:25,917 That's really lovely. 639 00:20:26,886 --> 00:20:28,824 I think I need to go now. 640 00:20:28,857 --> 00:20:29,826 Allow me. 641 00:20:29,892 --> 00:20:31,563 Clear a path, everybody! 642 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,432 I have a strong, independent lady 643 00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,035 who needs a man to take her home. 644 00:20:36,673 --> 00:20:37,775 Come here. 645 00:20:38,008 --> 00:20:39,678 Ooh, you're so strong. 646 00:20:39,712 --> 00:20:41,649 [applause] -Thank you very much. 647 00:20:44,087 --> 00:20:46,057 Hey! Aww, it's too much. 648 00:20:46,091 --> 00:20:47,427 You guys, please. 649 00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:48,696 I don't like to bow. 650 00:20:48,696 --> 00:20:51,101 O-okay, I will bow. Here you go. 651 00:20:51,134 --> 00:20:52,470 It's not for you, buddy. 652 00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:54,775 Ah, it's too late. Already bowing. 653 00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:00,920 Well, they wanted to get me, and they did. 654 00:21:00,954 --> 00:21:03,894 The Commission censured me for pocketing adoption fees, 655 00:21:03,927 --> 00:21:06,599 which I didn't do, of course, but doesn't matter. 656 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,468 They're sending me to the probation room. 657 00:21:08,503 --> 00:21:10,205 Oh, honey, you gotta stay strong right now. 658 00:21:10,205 --> 00:21:11,876 -I'm not built for hard time, D. -I know. 659 00:21:11,876 --> 00:21:13,780 Don't even think about touching my desk. 660 00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:14,815 Wouldn't dream of it. 661 00:21:22,162 --> 00:21:23,031 [Frank sighs] 662 00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:25,904 Hello, old friend. 663 00:21:28,075 --> 00:21:29,444 Hey, you got the stain out! 664 00:21:29,477 --> 00:21:30,212 Oh, and by the way, 665 00:21:30,446 --> 00:21:32,216 thank you for cooking the adoption books. 666 00:21:32,685 --> 00:21:35,255 Frank, seriously?! I said no interns. 667 00:21:35,657 --> 00:21:37,594 It's cool. Just go wait in the car. 668 00:21:37,628 --> 00:21:39,030 I'll text you my lunch order.